Criminal
Pull jobs, steal cars, run booze and build a crew that holds turf. Get too hot and the law comes for you: run, pay them off or fight.
A look inside
What you're signing up for
Every picture on this page is the real game. Click one to see it full size.
The twist
Pick a side: criminal or cop
Every other game like this gives you one way to play. Here you choose when you sign up, and both sides work the same streets.
Cop
Patrol, stop and search, raid their fronts and work case files. Play it straight, or go dirty and take the envelope.
- Arrests, fines and raids pay the cop who makes them
- Wiretaps and stakeouts for the patient ones
- Criminals can pay you to look the other way
- A long enough record means a warrant, any time
Which side are you on?Create your mobsterLog in
Not a solo clicker
Play with people, not next to them
There is one table for the whole game, so whoever is on is sat at yours.
- PokerReal Texas Hold'em, sit and go. The house takes no cut.
- BlackjackFive seats, one dealer.
- RouletteOne wheel. Everybody's chips on the same spin.
- CrashOne line climbing. Get out before it goes.
- Dog TrackEveryone at the rail for the same race.
- Open JobsStart one, or jump into somebody else's.
- The ScoreEvery three hours. Turn up, get your cut.
- ChallengesCall someone out for cash.
There's a seat free.Create your mobsterLog in
Six cities
Nobody knows which one you're in
Move between them whenever you like and keep it to yourself. Where you are stays private, unless somebody pays to find out.
- New Jersey
- Los Angeles
- Chicago
- Las Vegas
- New York
- Miami
Six cities. Pick one and disappear.Create your mobsterLog in
Yours if you can take it
Things you can own
Money is only the start. The good stuff has your name on it.
- A city's casinoEvery bet in that city is against your bank.
- TurfYour crew takes neighbourhoods and they pay into the vault.
- Fronts and propertyPlaces that bring money in.
- CarsSteal them, tune them, keep the good ones.
None of it is yours yet.Create your mobsterLog in
For the car people
Build it, tune it, race it
Steal a car, put it on the ramp and make it yours. Then line up against everyone else and find out if you got it right.
- Eleven partsEngine to aero, five stages each, up to Works.
- A real setup sheetGearing, tyres, ride height, boost. The dyno moves as you do.
- Easy or ProLet the Mechanic set it up, or pick up the spanners yourself.
- Six classes, nine tracksDrag strips, street runs and circuits. A different car wins each.
- Pink slipsCall someone out and race for the car.
- The championshipPoints all week. The top of the table gets paid.
The next meet goes off in ten minutes.Create your mobsterLog in
The people you deal with
The characters
Shops in this game have a face behind the counter. And the traders hand out jobs of their own.
They're open for business.Create your mobsterLog in
Every day
Something new when you log in
Ten minutes or all night, there's always a thing to do today that wasn't there yesterday.
- MissionsJobs to tick off, and rewards for getting them done.
- Crack the SafeGuess the code. Fewer tries, bigger take.
- CardsSeventy to collect. Rip packs, trade the spares.
- Fight NightEight fighters, one belt, side bets from the crowd.
- Crew goalsThings your crew gets done together.
Today's safe is still shut.Create your mobsterLog in
Old school if you want it
One click and it's 2008 again
- The 2008 lookA switch at the top turns the whole game back into the grey boxes and yellow links you remember.
- Proper on a phoneMade to be played with a thumb.
- FreeNo ads. No trackers.
- Pre-alphaA hobby project. New stuff most days, and the players help shape it.
Respect is earned. Everything else is taken.
New in town
The old text mafia game, rebuilt for 2026. Free, in your browser, and it works on your phone.
Create your mobsterTakes a minute. Criminal or cop, your call.